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Category: Humor

Best of Mommess

Sushi Bake Beliefs

On Food Culture, Balls of Beliefs, Paradox, Music, and Menopause Yesterday my daughter found a recipe for a Sushi Bake, and I was immediately skeptical. Who wants to…

March 28, 2026March 28, 2026 · 3 min read

Family

Mother of

I was out late last night at a concert with my teenager. Total bonding experience, and great to see how even punk and goth music can still send…

September 8, 2025September 8, 2025 · 3 min read

art by Elizabeth Mullen Matteson
Family

If it’s brown…

There’s a bell in the bathroom at my mom’s house. Like one of those “ring for service,” bells that dings when you slap it. Because there’s more than…

September 6, 2025September 7, 2025 · 5 min read

Body & Health

You won’t all get this, and that’s okay

Menopause is like a pack of wolves in a bitch’s clothing. So fun to play with tools like Facebook color boxes, then turn them on their head by…

August 30, 2025September 1, 2025 · 1 min read

Humor

Is AI, or my butt, running my mobile phone?

Ever call someone you didn’t intend to by “butt dial?” I keep my phone in my pocket, and given how tight my jeans have become, watching the operations…

June 12, 2025June 12, 2025 · 2 min read

Edmund Dulac.BryanBot at en.wikipedia.Later version(s) were uploaded by DreamGuy at en.wikipedia., Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
Creativity

Nunsense

When I was 16, a defecting nun came to stay with us. She was young and full of verve and vigor. She had been running the church-y teenager…

May 31, 2025May 31, 2025 · 4 min read

HeartBreak Shield by EMWE Art Copyright Elizabeth Mullen Matteson
Creativity

self-censorship, free speech, and the powers of The People

What happens when the recently de-privileged1 try to recoup social power by authoritarianism, and what to do about it. No law can save you, if you don’t make…

April 25, 2025April 26, 2025 · 7 min read

Humor

St. Anthony and a Random Find

One day in 2023 I found this bit of jewelry on the ground, so I posted about it on my town’s Facebook page, hoping the owner would contact…

April 13, 2025April 13, 2025 · 3 min read

Body & Health

Edge of Seventeen

Enjoying the full-bodied rebellion of peri-menopause, and the strength of youth. My well read (and generally badass) friend says to me the other day, “there’s a hormonal link…

March 26, 2025April 1, 2025 · 3 min read

Body & Health

So, I’m at the grocery store, not buying eggs

I’m seeing young parents wheeling around their kids in carts, and think: I did that. Yeah, I had kids, am still raising them, and I deserve some kind…

February 23, 2025February 23, 2025 · 2 min read

Creativity

Making an oracle by machine

Get a reading of sorts at bottom of this page. Randomness is the name, and divination is the game. ~Playing The Fool1 I just added a Random Post…

January 25, 2025February 11, 2025 · 3 min read

Phone Markup Art By EMWe_Art
Creativity

Tree Hugging Humour, Lychee Trees & Ways of Approach

I need to make this quick, and I’m going for the British spelling to captivate your interest. I’ve got shopping to do and laundry, maybe even can get…

December 13, 2024December 14, 2024 · 3 min read

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