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Category: Humor

Humor

Stale questions, fresh answers

I’m treating myself to some new questions in my self-styled spa day today, because my old questions haven’t been serving up much joy or love. I have a…

September 27, 2024September 28, 2024 · 12 min read

Creativity

Donut Holes & Superpowers:

probing the philosophy of nothingness in daily life How consciousness works, how it lives, dies, and transforms has been a preoccupation of mine since I was a girl…

June 28, 2024July 13, 2025 · 3 min read

For My Kids

delaborate

Odin: so I was working on my narrative at school, and it was long, so I decided to delaborate on the spaghetti. . #Odinisms #ProudMom #CoinedIt!

October 22, 2022October 26, 2023 · 1 min read

Family

Tasslenisms – Part 3

Dog feeding time: Odin: I’m going to give the dogs a boutique! Me: Really? Tasslen: No Odin, a boutique is a bunch of flowers. You want to give…

July 20, 2017May 29, 2023 · 7 min read

Culture

Waitress Tales, Common Fails

One of the highest earning waiters I ever knew of, was also the most outrageous. This charismatic professional would walk up to a table and say quickly, charmingly…

February 17, 2017June 2, 2023 · 3 min read

remember when the GOP would fight hostile regimes for the sake of democracy?
Best of Mommess

yes, I remember

Remember when the GOP used to fight tyranny for the sake of democracy? And now they fight democracy for the sake of a tyrant?  

February 12, 2017June 2, 2023 · 1 min read

When your President says he can grab you by the p---y, hand him his ass.
Culture

Protest Art

Because, once again, a short quip and some pictures can sometimes speak more than volumes. Here’s hoping the Women’s March picks this up and runs with it.

January 1, 2017June 1, 2023 · 1 min read

Culture

New words for the end

Dear Mr. Trump, I know it is not yet the election, but it is time for me, and you, and your GOP comrades, to stop the showmanship, drama,…

October 27, 2016February 6, 2024 · 1 min read

Family

Me time = Flea time

I am battling tiny vermin, some imagined, some real.  Last week, my elder child came home with a classroom lice notice.  That took my already overactive laundry habit…

October 25, 2016June 1, 2023 · 1 min read

Family

Tasslenisms: part two

see also Tasslenisms One   ♥  Tasslenisms Two  ♥  Tasslenisms Three Tasslen at egg hunt: Look mom, a double yolker! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Tasslen: mom, can I…

April 14, 2015February 20, 2025 · 1 min read

Family

The ultimate fill

When I dropped my daughter at preschool today, they had a guessing game for the kids: how many jelly beans are in the jar?  The lesson for the…

March 31, 2015August 10, 2023 · 1 min read

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Family

Activity vs. Achievement

Like many parents of small children, I reside in a swirl of constant and chaotic activity.  Think, “mom, look at this potion I just made with your new…

March 23, 2015March 21, 2025 · 1 min read

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